I can't really say anything else just this second. In fact, I already told someone, and I didn't want to until I was sure the most important person heard it first, but them's the breaks. Or something. ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod...
Edit (6-30-2009 @ 9.03a): So, yeah: Lauren and I are getting married! YAYNESS!!!
Roland's is supposed to be "Arkansas' taste of Texas." Their barbecue tatses NOTHING like Texas: it's too bland. Stubby's, which is supposed to be Arky-Cue (Arky-Cue is now (C) 2009 William Russell Stewart ), tastes almost EXACTLY like Texas, 'cept for the hickory instead of mesquite. McClard's was Bill Clinton's favorite, and... just... UGH. Purity is pretty good, but that's about all I can say for 'em.
And these Arkies don't do pickles with the 'cue. I shit you not! Stubby's has a sign up that says, "Free pickles for the obviously pregnant."